Drumpf.WTF "Dump Destroyer" Now Available
While Trump has tried to build a brand around luxury and success, we'll continue to build a parody brand that associates his name with lies, hatred and pretty much anything that stinks. Our new Drumpf.WTF "Dump Destroyer" pre-poop bathroom spray builds on this trend by helping you fight Trump with every dump and condition our minds to associate #45 with #2.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Avoid impeachment-worthy odors with just a few pumps of our unique Formula 45 blend into your toilet bowl prior to pinching out a Trump University diploma.
Whether you ate a massive steak or you’re a kale-loving “snowflake” they’ll never know when you go. You too can master “The Art of the Dump” with a few simple pumps and build a “wall” around that poop. Stay golden with Drumpf Dump Destroyer by Drumpf.WTF.
This product is for EVERYONE and makes a great gag gift but is designed for everyday use. Keep a bottle of Drumpf Dump Destroyer in the bathroom so you and your guests can deny crimes against air quality confidently.
PRODUCT FEATURES
BUILD THE WALL – Nobody builds walls better than us. Our custom blend of essential oils builds a wall around unwanted fecal odor to keep your bathroom from smelling like a $hit hole.
FART-A-LAGO ORANGE – A pleasant citrus scent will leave your bathroom smelling like the Mar-a-Lago orange groves.
BIGLY SIZE – A value-sized 4.0-ounce bottle of Formula 45 blend is good for up to 150 dumps.
NO FAKE NEWS OR REVIEWS – We stand behind our products. If for any reason you aren’t satisfied with any of our products please contact us for a full refund.
FIGHT TRUMP WITH EVERY DUMP - 10% of profits benefit anti-Trump causes
